This sculptural keychain is hand-sculpted from polymer clay and resin, merging the innocent form of a shrimp with the not-so-innocent silhouette of your last relationship mistake. Glossy, squishy, and stupidly funny, it’s equal parts “seafood platter” and “shit you’ll tell your therapist about.”
Size? Just like your ex’s — disappointing, funny, and weirdly unforgettable. Each shrimp is individually handcrafted, so yours may curl a little differently than the photos. Consider it a personalized PTSD souvenir with a keyring attached.
Details
Polymer clay + resin, gloss finish
Attached keyring for pockets, purses, or emotional baggage
Approx. 2.5” long
Handmade → variations guaranteed (no two traumas alike)
Sealed for durability
Because therapy is expensive, but laughing at a shrimp-cock hybrid dangling from your keys is basically free.
This sculptural keychain is hand-sculpted from polymer clay and resin, merging the innocent form of a shrimp with the not-so-innocent silhouette of your last relationship mistake. Glossy, squishy, and stupidly funny, it’s equal parts “seafood platter” and “shit you’ll tell your therapist about.”
Size? Just like your ex’s — disappointing, funny, and weirdly unforgettable. Each shrimp is individually handcrafted, so yours may curl a little differently than the photos. Consider it a personalized PTSD souvenir with a keyring attached.
Details
Polymer clay + resin, gloss finish
Attached keyring for pockets, purses, or emotional baggage
Approx. 2.5” long
Handmade → variations guaranteed (no two traumas alike)
Sealed for durability
Because therapy is expensive, but laughing at a shrimp-cock hybrid dangling from your keys is basically free.
