MOLAR MUG - Hand-Sculpted Ceramic

$50.00

Sip your morning brew from the unholy union of ceramics and dentistry. Each Molar Mug is hand-sculpted and painted, featuring a rim of disturbingly realistic gums and teeth wrapped around a circus-striped body. Equal parts playful and grotesque, it’s the kind of mug that makes people laugh, gag, or ask where they can get one.

Every piece is completely handmade, so tooth placement, gum color, and glaze may vary slightly. No two sets of chompers are the same — just like in real life.

  • Ceramic base with polymer clay + resin teeth

  • Gloss finish, food-safe sealed interior

  • Approx. 12 oz capacity

  • Individually sculpted → variations guaranteed

  • Handwash recommended (to preserve your teeth… and the mug’s)

Coffee, cavities, and chaos in one cup.

Sip your morning brew from the unholy union of ceramics and dentistry. Each Molar Mug is hand-sculpted and painted, featuring a rim of disturbingly realistic gums and teeth wrapped around a circus-striped body. Equal parts playful and grotesque, it’s the kind of mug that makes people laugh, gag, or ask where they can get one.

Every piece is completely handmade, so tooth placement, gum color, and glaze may vary slightly. No two sets of chompers are the same — just like in real life.

  • Ceramic base with polymer clay + resin teeth

  • Gloss finish, food-safe sealed interior

  • Approx. 12 oz capacity

  • Individually sculpted → variations guaranteed

  • Handwash recommended (to preserve your teeth… and the mug’s)

Coffee, cavities, and chaos in one cup.